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As parents of an almost-4-year old and a 15-month old, we don't get out like we used to. This just means our bar cart is as robust as ever. I'm using Father's Day as an excuse to replenish our supply.
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77 Father's Day Puns. 1. Yoda best dad in the whole world! 2. If the world had S'more dads like you, it would really be so sweet. 3. I hope you have a beer -y happy Father's Day. 4. Honestly.
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Cheerios. What do hermit crabs do on Father's Day? Shellabrate their dads. Where do cows go on dates? The moo-vies. What does the pig give his dad for Father's Day? Lots of hogs and kisses. What.
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It sounds pretty sweet." "What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved." "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels." "I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y." "How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it."
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Charlotte Thomas. Crack your dad up this Father's Day with these funny Father's Day jokes. We have the best dad jokes and they're clean enough to get the whole family laughing, from kids through to adults. Dads are well known for their terrible jokes - so this Father's Day turn the tables and tell them a gag that will actually make them laugh!
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50 Best Father's Day Jokes for Those Who Love a Corny Laugh. What did the cheerleader bring her dad for breakfast on Father's Day?…. Cheerios. 😂. We all love a good dad joke, right?! Well, we hope that's the case—because come Father's Day, we'll be hearing a lot of cheesy one-liners and silly Father's Day puns.
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A: A Tee Shirt. Q: Why did the daddy cat want to go bowling on Father's Day? A: He was an alley cat. Q: What did Daddy pig put on his Father's Day pancakes? A: Hog cabin syrup. Q: What did the Panda give his daddy on Father's Day? A: A bear hug. Q: How did the Panda open his Father's Day card? A: With his bear hands.
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Yoda best, Dad. You're oh-fish-ally the greatest dad ever! Oil always love you, Dad. Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow. Dad, you're a real fungi! You're like a whiteboard, Dad, because you're remarkable. Dad to the bone.
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And I want you to live a long, long time." To that end, here are 50 jokes, perfect for Father's Day, guaranteed to get a chuckle out of your dad. He'll also be grateful you didn't buy him another striped sweater he didn't even want in the first place. I can't take my dog to the pond anymore—the ducks keep attacking him.
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55 Funny Father's Day Jokes 2023. What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Halloumi. Knock knock. Who's there? Don. Don who? Don't you recognize your own father?
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11. If you ever fall out of a kayak, don't panic. I mean, you could always wear it as a hat once it's capsized! 12. Son: "We're having a BBQ this weekend with the family.". Dad: "Well, don't forget the pickle. It's kind of a big dill…". 13. I went to a restaurant the other day.
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You've got his Father's Day planned to a tee. (That one's for all the golf-obsessed dads out there!) Maybe you're thinking of starting the day with a homemade brunch, followed by an afternoon on the take and dinner at his favorite restaurant. Or maybe, you'd rather spend your Sunday at home so Dad can relax and "rest his eyes " on the couch.
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This year on June 19, break out these silly (and slightly cringe-y) one-liners for kids to tell on Father's Day. We also rounded up Father's Day puns and riddles, which will make a great addition.
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Sails are going through the roof.". "A lion would never play gold. But a Tiger would.". "Dad jokes are waffle, but I still like yours.". "If the world had S'more dads like you, it would be sweet.". "I donut know what I'd do without you.". "I love you from my head tomatoes.". "Let's taco 'bout how much you rock.".
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Happy father's day! 5 year old son after reading story of a king says to his mom: Son: Mom, I also want 3 wives. one will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me. Mom: And which one will put you to sleep. Son: No mom, i will still sleep with you. Mom's eyes filled up with tears. Mom:. upvote downvote report.
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80 of our favorite dad jokes. Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned. My neighbor gave me a new roof for free. He said it was on the house. Did you hear about the teenager who failed his driving test? He thought it was a crash course.
